Archive for April, 2004

and he replies!

Tuesday, April 27th, 2004 at 7:36 am

Last week after receiving the scam mail, i decided to be farnee and sent a reply to the idiot on the other side. unfortunately i do not have the mail, dammit. hotmail doesn’t keep sent items anymore! GRRR… anywayz, here’s the gist of it. the main idea and content were stolen from a hardwarezone forum post by this guy called delinux. so basically, i pretended to be the ex-ceo of some company, but am now retired and am the chief priest of the new church of the lampars (founded by tua lampar and lee lampar). i was stinking rich. and i was interested in the deal he had. my name was mr nabei cheebye. and 2 days later, guess what? GUESS WHAT? he replies…

/====/ start crap /====/

Subj: REAL DEAL
Date: Saturday, April 24, 2004 6:23:37 PM
From: kumbayusuf@elvis.com————————————————————————————————MR.CHEEBYE,

IT IS MY PEASURE TO HEAR FORM YOU HOW ARE YOU
FAMILY?DON’T OFFENDED FOR MY LATE REPLY TO YOUR MAIL
OKAY.IS BECAUSE OF THE LARGE E-MAIL THAT I GOT A DAY.
BUT NEVER MIND I APPRECIATE YOU EFORTH IN ALL THAT YOU
WROTE TO ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH.I WILL LIKE US TO DO
THIS BUSINESS IMMEDIATELY AS YOU RECIEVE THIS MAIL.I

AM A VERY HUMBLE PERSON AND VERY SINCRE PERSON I
PROMISE YOU THAT IF YOU’YOUSELF WILL AGREE WITH ME WE
BOTH WILL BE HAPPY AT LAST.AND YOU WILL BE THAT YOU DO
OKAY.IF IS THRUOGH E-MAIL YOU WANT US TO BE
COMMUNICATING THERE IS NO PROBLEM FOR THAT.WHAT IS
THERE IS TRUST IS MATTERS A LOTS.THIS TRANSATION WILL
INVOLVE MONEY AND I DID NOT SAY YOU SHUOLD BRING MONEY
ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO BE ABLE TO CLAM THIS MONEY
INTO YOUR ACCUNT AND TO BE THE BENEFITIARY OF THIS
TRASATION DON’T EVER BE AFRAID OF ANYTHING I ASURE YOU
OF PROPER DEAL WITH YOU OKAY.THANKS ONCE AGAIN FOR THE
MAIL TRY TO REPLY THIS MAIL ASAP.

BEST REGARD,
DR KUMBA.

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the moment i saw “mr. cheebye” i was laughing my head off.. haahha.. this is farnee.. then i received another one soon after…

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Subj: REAL DEAL
Date: Saturday, April 24, 2004 6:27:16 PM
From: kumbayusuf@elvis.com————————————————————————————————HELLO,
I TRY SENDING YOU MAIL BUT IT SEEMS TAHT IT NOT GOING
WHY?

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man this guy was impatient! haha.. maybe i’ll keep replying to damn fooool.. hahhaaa….

here are the posts from the guy who was scamming an african scammer….

Link 1
Link 2

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scam sham spam

Thursday, April 22nd, 2004 at 10:07 pm

today must be my lucky day. i got 2 different nigerian scam letters at this blog email account! fascinating. just the other day i was just wondering how come i’ve never been sent any nigerian spam. well, my wish definitely came true today! tot i’d share it with all my faithful readers out there. hahha :)

Here’s one from a buddy of mine Kumba Yusuf, who’s sharing “top secret” information with me in our first ever email! Apparently, President Mobutou Seseseko has some money waiting for me…

=// begin crap... //=
To:
From: “Dr. Kumba Yusuf”
Date: Sat, 17 Apr 2004 22:26:39 -0700
Subj:

Dear Sir,

I am MR.KUMBA YUSUF the Director of Operationswith CHALLENGE SECURITIES LAGOS HERE IN NIGERIA. Our firm is a security company of high repute withyears of outstanding service to the people of NIGERIA. I have resolved to contact you through this mediumbased on business proposal that will be of mutual benefit to both of us. I got your recommendation froma friend of mine in NIGERIA whom you are acquainted. Though I did not disclose my reason for wanting your contact in the cause of my enquiry since, my reason is one of top secret. To be explicit and straight to the point. Some timeearly 1997, a reputable client of ours deposited aconsignment in our companys vault for safe keeping. And since then our client has failed to come forwardto claim his consignment, which has accumulated aconsiderable amount of money in demurrage.

Consequently, in our bide to contact this client to redeem the demurrage which his consignment had accumulated we discovered that our client was theformer president of the Federal Republic of Zaire, who died of illness after he was de- throwed in the sameyear the consignment was enthrusted into care. Since the death of our client President Mobutou Seseseko, none of his benefactors has come forward to claim the consignment with us, which means that non ofhis relatives or aids had any knowledge of thisconsignment. Hence out of curiosity I decided tosecretly open the two boxes that our client deposited in our vault. And to my surprise I discovered thatthe two boxes that were registered as treasurer by ourclient actually contained a considerable amount of money in United States Dollars amounting to about US$25million Dollar. Since this development I have benursing plans secretly. I also found out from enquiries and the foreign media that our late client siphoned a lot of money from his country while he wasin office as head of state. It is my conviction that the consignment in our vaultwas part of the money that our client siphoned and nowthat he is dead there is no trace to this money
in ourcare.I am now soliciting your noble assistance to assist mein transferring this money out of NIGERIA to your country to immediate investment with your assistant.

I have also decided that you will generously be entitled to 40% of the total amount. Upon my receipt of your reply confirming your willingness to assist me of this transaction, I will immediately arrange and transfer all the rights of ownership of this consignment to your name to facilitate your easy clearance and transfer of the complete funds to your country. Secondly, I will arrange for the consignment already labeled as family treasure to be lifted by diplomatic means to our security companys correspondence i where I will meet with you. You have nothing to worry about, as I will be there to assist you inanyway necessary with all proper documentation. This transaction is 100% risk free.Please maintain absolute confidentiality on this matter.

Yours faithfully,

KUMBAYUSUF.

=// end of crap //=

maybe.. jus maybe.. i should reply to my fren Kumba and send my regards to him…

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O-V-E-R

Monday, April 19th, 2004 at 7:53 pm

itsssss overrrrr… hahaha… my last exam in a long long time to come is OVER… phew! wat a relief! hehhee… now on to research… grrr… but before that, a little ninja gaiden on me xbox… woohoooo… howz blogland doing?

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Applecare is FULL OF SHITe!

Sunday, April 18th, 2004 at 8:00 pm

here’s a cutout of wat i posted on www.macuser.org.sg regarding my first experience with applecare. i’ll never ask anyone to buy another apple product ever. WTF!

“this is my first post here and i just had to rant about this. ipod applecare or applecare has to be the most screwed up support system of any brand. no service support is perfect, i agree, but my experience with applecare so far has been really bad. in fact is sucks so bad that i would strongly discourage anyone from buying apple products ever. extreme? i jus find that bad service support is something that we shouldn’t tolerate. >:(

i own an ipod 20GB that is barely 2 mths old. and the battery doesnt last past 3 hours of music play. whenever i use the provided remote, the earphones don’t work occasionally. so much for high quality product. but nevermind. ::)

then being an apple newbie, i didn’t where the service centre was, so i jus popped down to applecentre at bukit timah to ask them for some help. when i asked the lady where i could find an applecare centre or someone to repair my ipod, she said she didn’t know. she wasn’t sure. an applecentre employee that didn’t know the wherabouts of apple’s repair centres? it doesn’t get anymore pathetic than that. she told me i shuld jus call the applecare hotline. and so i did. ::)

after waiting for almost 8minutes on the line for the operator, this australian accented guy, Simon, spoke to me. asked me wat was wrong with my ipod and etc. i tole him.

1) first and mostly importantly, my battery life sucks. 3 hrs is unacceptable of a product that is barely 2 mths old.

2) my remote is giving me problems occasionally. so i need to get that fixed too.

he took down my problem and asked me where i would like to repair my set. he told me ang mo kio. i asked him where else. he said funan centre and international plaza. so i tot i’d go to funan to do it since it’s more convenient. so he gave me my ref number and tole me to pass them my remote so they can check. and then i asked, wat about the battery life. and he went,”oh that, yeh, you can also just let them have a look at it.” i tot i made it clear that the battery was the main problem, obviously it wasn’t clear enough to him. but nevermind. ::)

so the next morning, i went down to applecentre at funan centre. when i told the lady at the applecentre that the applecare consultant sent me to funan to repair my ipod, she gave the me the god-darnedest look. she was confused. she politely told me that they don’t do repairs for items that still have warranty. but she said i could leave it with them and they would send it for me. but that would take a long time. and according to her response and look. it would have taken a VERY VERY long time. but she kindly gave me a list of 4 telephone numbers to call. ahh.. the mysterious apple service centres! :o

i was ecstatic! but first things first, i tot i’d call Simon up and give him hell. if apple wants to outsource their helpdesk, they should at least get people who know their facts and service centres. but guess wat? they don’t bloody open on saturdays and sundays! 5 day week! wow! a hotline with a 5 day week! WOW! :o

The first place i called was the Applecare Service Centre at Ang Mo Kio. After 5 calls, and 5 recorded messages, i gave up. “our working days are.. blah blah.. and from 10am till 1pm on saturdays.” yeh rite.. i tink everyone is too busy to answer my call.

so then i called the nearest centre “Micro2000 Technology Pte Ltd” a GOLD SERVICE PROVIDER. i tole them my predicament and i got a really confused response. erm.. what brand is your ipod? at that point, i knew i had yet discovered another dolt. i mean a gold service provider with a receptionist that didn’t know what an IPOD was?! nevermind that, a person working for a tech company that didn’t know what an IPOD was! heaven forbid! and she said “wait wait.. i give you the apple number, u go call them..” so i rattled off the ang mo kio applecare service centre number to her. and there was this awkward pause. i broke the silence and told her. “they are not picking up the phone. maybe they’re closed.” and she said no, can’t be. i enquired whether i can jus bring my ipod down, and she said NO. cannot. i need to bring to AMK. wow. gold service provider. excellent service. i wonder what their bronze service provider is like. “repair? wat u mean repair?” but i digress… :-X

then i decided to try my luck with the Applecare@AMK. after another 5 wasted calls. i realised that AMK was probably bombed and everyone was dead. it had to be. i practically called them more than 20 times between 10am and 1pm. and no one picked up. :-\

by this time i was so pissed and irritated that i tot i’d jus wait till monday before i do anything else. so here i am, pissed and with a defective ipod.

my overall experience? hahhaa.. need u still ask?

btw, anyone knows who i can f**k upside down other than Steve Jobs?

hope you enjoyed reading my rant…”

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inspiration my bolls!

Sunday, April 18th, 2004 at 5:57 pm

was jus perusing amazon in search of some new music and guess what i saw? holy krapomoly…

Inspiration (MY****in ass)

when will we hear the end of this? btw, if u’re bored enuf to go to the link, read through the reviews (yes, all 406 of it) and have a good laugh… muahhaha

now back to ma boooks…

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ssssh…

Wednesday, April 14th, 2004 at 12:00 pm

hush hush.. here’s a leetle secret… i’m a closet n’sync and general boy band fan… hahhaa.. blasting “its gonna be me” on my new speakers feels so gooooood… its gonnnnna be me!

today i have decided to stay home and do work. yes, i have to do work. i must do work. worrrrrk… urgh..

exam in 5 days time.. urgh… URGH… no matter how many times i take exams.. i still dun like it.. hahah.. sayin the obvious ain’t i? but at least nowadays i dun take exams so seriously anymore. gone are the days when i’d panic and go mad before exams.. nowadays.. i jus relax, play golf, watch movie, play game, read nonsense.. then try to do some revision.. guess i’ve reached saturation point.. hehhe.. but i still dun like it. i feel exams are a bad measure of knowledge. honestly. they are overrated as a gauge of knowledge. i’d think a good research paper would be a much better measure of a student’s intelligence and overall ability. exams are for freaks. pui! (guess since i’ve always screwed up my exams, i’m still sore about it.. hahhahha)

okeoke.. better get back to work…

song of the moment – Joni Mitchell+A case of you

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sigh..

Monday, April 12th, 2004 at 9:42 pm

on friday i drove up to mcD’s at King Albert Park at 5.45am to hear some sad sad news. no more McGriddles. no more. NO MORE! wat the hell? i love those 500 calorie suckers. boohooo… i hope they bring it back real soon. tomolo i’ll probably drive thru the east coast mcD’s and see whether they still have it. oh please let them have it!!

and just why was i up so early and buying mcD’s? GOLF! last weekend was a great golfing weekend. hhaha! spent friday and sunday getting barbequed on the courses in JB. hot as hell. and i played my best ever round on Sunday. so happy! hahah! HAPPY! woohooo.. did i mention that JB has some of the craziest jams. holy kamoly. driving back and forth through the Woodlands link is like fighting a bloody war dammit! Tuas is much better and when we were driving down on sunday morning, i think we were the only car on the expressway… hahah..

after that went for easter mass, and guess wat? stupid me went for chinese mass. goodness. my first time attending chinese mass! hahhaha.. surreal indeed. the hymns sounded very chinese song-y, and it felt weird hearing everythign in Chinese. very cheem cheem chinese.

and oh! i finally got myself a new set of speakers for my desktop. my old klipsch 4.1’s subwoofer exploded and would cost $300 to repair. madness. such bad bad bad service support. it took them almost 3 weeks to give me the quote. damn fools. idiots. bastards. for $300 i can buy new one. pui! so buy a new one i did. :) got me a new set of Altec Lansing MX5021 2.1 speakers! i figgered i should lay off 4.1 since i dun have much space to place the rear speakers. these 2.1 speakers rock ass! woohooo.. blasted it real loud yesterday jus to piss off my stupid neighbors! hahha!

did anyone catch the Masters on TV? the more i watch, the more i wanna go and play another round. sigh..

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ARGH!

Sunday, April 4th, 2004 at 9:45 pm

omg! i want this! I WANT THIS! someone pls buy for me :( (sorry for the picture overlap, but its worth it)

Panasonic Lumix DMC-LC1 Overview

picture courtesy of WS LAM. Thanks for the great review!

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The Passion Of The Christ

Sunday, April 4th, 2004 at 9:07 pm

I really have to give it to mel gibson. last night was one of the few nights which i’m glad i didn’t eat too much before and during the movie. thank goodness i didn’t get those nachos. for what followed after that was almost 2hrs of puke-inducing scenes. actually it was just some scenes. but man, those were enough. i was wailing like a sissy during the scourging. every hair on my body stood up. i can’t remember the last time i was so grossed out. holy kamoly indeed. and when those nails went through his palm (actually historically it shoulda been the wrists), i almost went mad. my mind cannot take such grossness. scary i can take, gross i can’t. even though the movie was kinda long drawn, it was an effective dramatization of the passion. i said effective cuz it allowed the message to hit home. but we hafta remember that it’s still a director’s interpretation, so pinch of salt we need to take. but it would probably make more sense to those who are not familiar with the story to knoe a bit about what happened before and after the 12 hrs depicted in the show. but still, i enjoyed it thoroughly. i could hear ppl sniffing throughout the entire show. one idiot was happily snoring next to me. bloody idiot.

this weekend was a little more exciting than usual. why was it exciting? i’ll probably say it next week. let’s not jinx myself. hahha. for those who don’t know, i’ve recently gotten back to golf. and i don’t know why. but all i can think of is golf golf golf. sunday is usually golf day! much to the dismay of some pple ahem. hahah. usually a 9-hole at transview with my usualy kaki. but on alternate weeks we go down to JB which has much cheaper rates than the ridiculous money u haf to fork out here.

tomorrow is indonesian election day. going to send my mum and maid for their voting mission. hahha. judging by the size of the voting slip, they better bring in some popcorn. hahha. maybe i will wear my glaring red t-shirt with the bull on it. show some support for megawati’s party. hahahha :o )

enjoy the week y’all. hehe..

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