Wow… email addiction. i always thought it would be quite tough nowadays cuz there’s so much spam. i mean everyday i check my mailbox and i get at least 40-50 spams. sheeesh.
i hate spam. i will personally castrate any spammer i meet.
“spam this!”
woot.
this is the kinda calls i have been getting of late,
idiot: Hi, i’m calling from (random insurance company). you have been been selected for our management trainee program. It seems that your profile has met our needs. Would you be free to come down for an interview
me: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY PROFILE FROM? YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATIVE ARSEHOLE? CUZ I DID NOT GIVE ANYBODY MY PROFILE! NOT LEAST U DAMNED PESKY PUSHY DIRECT-SELLING INSURANCE FUCKS! FUCK OFF!!
/end dream sequence
okay, that wasn’t me. that was my alter ego, my reply was,
me: oh! erm, where did you get my profile from?
idiot: err.. some survey you filled in.
me: what survey?
idiot: erm.
me: ...anyway, thanks for calling, but i’m not interested at all. bye. click
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another type of call is this one,
idiot: hi. our company is organising a job application seminar. it will teach u relevant job application skills. blah blah blah. would u like to come?
me: FUCK OFF! I AM HIGHLY CAPABLE OF GETTIN MY OWN JOB THANK YOU! WHO DA FUCK GAVE U MY NUMBER! DON’T U KNOW ITS A VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY? YOU CAN SHOVE UR SEMINAR UP YOUR BOSS’S ASS!
/end dream
me: erm, i’m not interested. thanks. bye.
my personal motto in life is “if it’s too good to be true, it probably is” so fuck off with ur damn freebie seminars and freebie job offers. shove it up your own ass.
sigh, sometimes i don’t know why i bother entertaining these calls. i guess i just bother too much. these dumfuks are wasting my time, wasting my cellphone minutes (lucky i haf free incoming) and generally bothering the hell outta me. as much as i fully believe that selling insurance is the fastest way to get rich quick, and that i would definitely give it a try if a normal job doesn’t work out, i still don’t like being hassled by these insurance folk. i have a very capable agent who covers my entire family. i think i have enuf policies. so the next time one of them makes a cold or unsolicited call offering me a “job” or a policy, i will fuk them one time good. and i do mean fuk them one time very good. hopefully i make them cry or curse. boy is this gettin me into a foul mood. i’m usually such a pleasant and boring person. really 
me.constantly busy individual that has not time whatsoever for trivials pursuits such as bloggin.
